Introduction

Are you ready to go down the rabbit hole? To visit a surreal world, where black is white and white is carrots?

A friend, Metacognician in Shanghai, describes the situation as follows: “Life is more absurd than movies. I've gone down the rabbit hole too, when it just becomes more and more strange and you wonder how that all is supposed to make sense.” I asked him if I should just embrace it. He answered, “Why should you ... change the universe?”

It started with a psychotic named Jim Kiraly who resides, we think, at 6329 Twinberry Circle, Avila Beach, California.

Jim Kiraly is a respected citizen. A churchgoer. A Vice President of Transamerica Corporation. And a violent abuser who tried to use an emergency anti-violence measure, one intended to protect battered women, to stop his victim in a wheelchair from writing a book.

Concise enough? :)

For attorneys: Jim Kiraly filed for CLETS against his son and victim, who lived 200 miles away, did not own a car, and was in a wheelchair. His son and victim was not asked to end communications. Jim had no (zero) specific and relevant allegations that were not perjury. But he turned down repeated offers of no-contact and a signed stipulation that gave him everything but CLETS. He insisted on CLETS if his victim ever once “discussed” him with third parties.

In the end, Jim Kiraly signed an agreement far weaker than the ones he'd been offered.

A review of Court paperwork and other materials will tend to confirm that Jim and other parties, including attorneys on all sides, committed multiple felonies, crimes, and faux pas. :P

The word “abuser” is stated here publicly and without equivocation. A formal offer is hereby made to reaffirm the word in writing and under oath. Attorneys will understand the significance of the point. In short, there is little terror of a threatened defamation suit on this side. Actually, we feel that such a suit will fit nicely up Jim Kiraly's abuser ass.

Jim has one son, Ken Kiraly, who invented the Amazon Kindle and is one of the leads at Amazon's secret Lab126. Another son, Tom Kiraly is one of the leads, a Vice President-CFO type, at medical insurance firms, including one of the largest, Humana Corporation.

These people and some of the biggest names in Silicon Valley legal circles have committed or are involved in multiple crimes.

For the next decade or two, we're going to explore the crimes that these people committed, the motivations and the denial involved, the background and histories that led each person to make the choices that they did, and ways to build upon what happened and move towards positive societal goals.

There's plenty to go over. These people committed or were involved in: Spousal abuse, child abuse, DDOS (a highly prosecutable violation of CFAA), extortion, perjury, conspiracy to commit perjury (a possible felony), false police reports, conspiracy to file false police reports (a possible felony), unlawful threats, barratry, defamation, malpractice, civil harassment, criminal harassment, abuse of process, and violations of SCCBA Professional Standards.

The point was to force Jim's oldest son and victim, me, to sign a gag order. I was in a wheelchair. I'd never made a single inappropriate threat against my abuser. I wasn't even asked to not to call anybody. But Jim threatened to put me in a violence database unless I agreed never to write about him.

I won the right to write, but I lost my home of 25 years, most of my possessions, my chances for retirement, everything. Everything but a realization.

I can make a difference. I can conduct research for legitimate and reasonable purposes, document what happened, and analyze the choices of the people involved:

• Jim Kiraly, abuser. Possibly Treasurer at St. Johns Lutheran Church. Vice President of Transamerica Corporation. Also connected to New Life Pismo Church. Involved with Service Core for Retired Executives (SCORE).
• Grace Kiraly, abuse victim and Christ Follower.
• Tom Kiraly, abuse victim, VP or CFO of firms such as Hanger Inc., Humana Corporation, and Sheridan Healthcare.
• Gail Cheda, slightly demented Realtor, spittle flying.
• Ken Kiraly, abuse victim, inventor of the Amazon Kindle, lead at Amazon's secret Lab126, sociopath.
• Tom Stutzman of Thomas Chase Stutzman, a Family Law attorney whose hobbies include martial arts and alleged sexual harassment
• John Perrott of Thomas Chase Stutzman, a personable albeit lazy Family Law attorney who has a slight tendency towards fraud and malpractice
• Chris Burdick, head of the Santa Clara County Bar Association (SCCBA). Chris, you broke a written promise to speak with me because, you said, we had “Prior...” You didn't finish the sentence. Were you worried that I might take false statements to the State Bar? What's the deal with you and Hoge Fenton, anyway? What will we find if we dig?
• Michael Bonetto of Hoge Fenton. Michael, seriously, what are you?
• Alison Buchanan of Hoge Fenton, ethics specialist. Alison, did you contribute to the SCCBA Professional Standards, or was that before your time?
• Tracie Zerr of Thomas Chase Stutzman, a woman of boundless intelligence and sensitivity.
• Maggie Desmond of Hoge Fenton. Maggie, information, please. What is your role in Hoge Fenton's campaign to hush victims of abuse? When the clients that you've protected beat up women, how do you compartmentalize?

Maggie told me that she didn't know what she could say to me about what happened. However, we have decades to work it out. It will be productive. I'd like to direct the attention of attorneys and other parties to the:

Legitimate and Reasonable Purposes List

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Sunday 2012-08-11 — Salesforce CPAN Test Code

#!/usr/bin/env perl
                                # Load CPAN modules
use strict; use Carp; use warnings;
use WWW::Salesforce;
                                # Trap warnings
$SIG{__WARN__} = sub { die @_; };

my $sforce = eval               # Log-in to SFDC
{
    WWW::Salesforce->login
    (
        username => 'baconname@yahoo.com' ,
        password => 'baconpass'
    );
};
die "Could not login to SFDC: $@\n" if $@;

#!/usr/bin/env perl

#---------------------------------------------------------------------
# Overview.

# This is a simple Salesforce test program.

#---------------------------------------------------------------------
# Module setup.

                                # Load CPAN modules
use strict; use Carp; use warnings;
use WWW::Salesforce::Simple;
                                # Trap warnings
$SIG{__WARN__} = sub { die @_; };

#---------------------------------------------------------------------
# Log-in to SFDC.

my $sforce;                     # WWW::Salesforce::Simple object
eval                            # Attempt log-in
{
    $sforce = WWW::Salesforce::Simple->new
    (
        username => 'baconname@yahoo.com' ,
        password => 'baconpass'
    )
};
                                # Handle errors
die "Could not login to SFDC: $@\n" if $@ || !defined $sforce;

#---------------------------------------------------------------------
# Output a sorted list of Account fields.

my @list = ();                  # Will hold a sorted field list
                                # Get a fields-list object
my     $ref_fields;
eval { $ref_fields = $sforce->get_field_list ('Account'); };
                                # Handle errors
die "Error: get_field_list failed\n" if $@ || !defined $ref_fields;

                                # Build list of field names
for (@{$ref_fields}) { push (@list, $_->{'name'}); }

                                # Print sorted list
print join ("\n", sort @list) . "\n";